Boris and Trump in the naughty corner.
Buckingham Palace public baths.
U-boat in Butlins outdoor swimming pool.
Adam and Ev; surprise.
Bald burly men in dark suits.
Boris agrees to hand over his mobile telephones.
Drag hunt.
Oh darling, can we see the bottom of our faces now?
Methuselah’s 901st birthday
Extra bearskins for the coronation.
